Friday 28 September 2012

Conversation Between Girlfriend And Boyfriend


Girlfriend called 2 her Boyfriend at mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear

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Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na......

Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwak hi r maanegi )
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Girl : --12:30
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Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: --tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi )
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )

Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye.........
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab.....

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